*snicker*

Jul. 15th, 2010 04:53 pm
[personal profile] tsubaki_ny
I met him in the quiet dimness of a Times Square cinema, just as the curtains went up and the lights came down.

Sure, the voice was hot -- sultry, deep, not overbearing -- and the smooth washboard abs didn’t hurt matters at all, but what really drew me to him?

He made me laugh.






Does your man look like me? NO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So there. Thbbbt.


Date: 2010-07-16 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] matociquala.livejournal.com
He's pretty, all right.

I recommend Shemar Moore for similarly-themed abs and cheekbones.

Although Mr. Mustafa has a better voice.

Date: 2010-07-16 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com
A fine, fine six-pack, I grant you. BUT... can this Moore person outright dis his entire audience in tones so dulcet they hardly pick up on it for a good two minutes? Ah HA. ;-)

HE DISTRACTED ME WITH SHOULDERS SCIENCE. I lol'd.

Date: 2010-07-16 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] matociquala.livejournal.com
He can't. But he speaks Danish, has a 93-mile-an-hour fastball, and he can discuss narrative strategy like a pro.

*g*

He probably doesn't get fan tweets from Ashton Kutcher, though....

Date: 2010-07-16 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com
Sigh. Weeeeell...that's okay. Danish, fastballs, and narrative strategy can serve as an acceptable substitute. I guess. (Especially since he seems to come by his abs with less use of defining body paint... ;-D)

Date: 2010-07-16 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] matociquala.livejournal.com
Hee. *g* Hey, you know. I use mascara: who am I to talk?

Also, his character kicks down doors and has a Tragic Backstory.

Date: 2010-07-16 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsubaki-ny.livejournal.com
HA HA HA HA HA HE IS LIKE A HOT TOMMY DAVIDSON

I will take his advice and stop studying in the shower. HYAH!

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