Heh. So apparently someone wants to deny the rights to make any more Sherlock Holmes movies if Guy Ritchie doesn't quiddit with all that ooky gay subtext. In further news, nobody gives a apparently the courts don't care...
Things that exhaust me:

Praying for Obama

Psalm 109: “May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership. May his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.”

Nice. Very nice.

But you know, the funny part? That's not King David praying for someone's else's death, you selectvely reading fucking ASSHOLES. It's Kind David QUOTING his enemies' words to HIM. So you align yourselves with the enemies of God's chosen. AWESOME.

To wit:

Psalm 109
For the choir director: A psalm of David.

1 O God, whom I praise,... don’t stand silent and aloof
2 while the wicked slander me and tell lies about me.
3 They surround me with hateful words and fight against me for no reason.
4 I love them, but they try to destroy me with accusations even as I am praying for them!
5 They repay evil for good, and hatred for my love.
6 They say,[a] “Get an evil person to turn against him. Send an accuser to bring him to trial.
7 When his case comes up for judgment, let him be pronounced guilty. Count his prayers as sins.
8 Let his years be few; let someone else take his position.
9 May his children become fatherless, and his wife a widow.
10 May his children wander as beggars and be driven from their ruined homes.
11 May creditors seize his entire estate, and strangers take all he has earned.
12 Let no one be kind to him; let no one pity his fatherless children.
13 May all his offspring die. May his family name be blotted out in a single generation.
14 May the Lord never forget the sins of his fathers; may his mother’s sins never be erased from the record. 15 May the Lord always remember these sins, and may his name disappear from human memory.
16 For he refused all kindness to others; he persecuted the poor and needy, and he hounded the brokenhearted to death.
17 He loved to curse others; now you curse him. He never blessed others; now don’t you bless him.
18 Cursing is as natural to him as his clothing, or the water he drinks, or the rich food he eats.
19 Now may his curses return and cling to him like clothing; may they be tied around him like a belt.”
20 May those curses become the Lord’s punishment for my accusers who speak evil of me.
21 But deal well with me, O Sovereign Lord, for the sake of your own reputation! Rescue me because you are so faithful and good.
22 For I am poor and needy, and my heart is full of pain.
23 I am fading like a shadow at dusk; I am brushed off like a locust.
24 My knees are weak from fasting, and I am skin and bones.
25 I am a joke to people everywhere; when they see me, they shake their heads in scorn.
26 Help me, O Lord my God! Save me because of your unfailing love.
27 Let them see that this is your doing, that you yourself have done it, Lord.
28 Then let them curse me if they like, but you will bless me! When they attack me, they will be disgraced! But I, your servant, will go right on rejoicing!
29 May my accusers be clothed with disgrace; may their humiliation cover them like a cloak.
30 But I will give repeated thanks to the Lord, praising him to everyone.
31 For he stands beside the needy, ready to save them from those who condemn them.

I need a nap.
You know, I am pretty sure that God loves even you.

I, on the other hand, hate your smug, vile, stinking guts.

(What? I'm a backsliding infidel.)

Religious Idiots to Picket Ledger Funeral

(It's going to be so funny when they are all reincarnated as bacteria.)
"America is only to blame ... )

I think I could get used to being a tyrannical overlord... er... overlordess? overlady? If I could just get the instruction manual... I've already got the Satanic laugh...
As seen on the J train:


Do not have sex with

* Intravenous drug users
* Bisexuals
* Blacks (heterosexual Black men are 14 times more likely than Whites to be HIV positive)

whothefuckknowswhere, WV


Plus ca change...



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